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I make it a point never to see a movie starring an actress with the word “minge” tattooed on her leg. And yes, I check every time. Angela Lansbury’s got a “fanny” tramp stamp but I think that was more intended as directions.

…aaaaaand that’s my first Tumblr post. I’ve had this thing for years but I assumed it was still in beta since it was missing that “e”.

Also, how do I keep forgetting that Ruth Gordon is in Lord Love A Duck?

PS: Do you think airplanes are sexy?